What dumb shit can you throw in a tub?
So, you're also looking to hit up that unwindset and bougie up your bathtub. But there's a lot of shit out there - how can you figure out what's best for you? To be honest, I don't know either, but I'm gonna try.
Bath Bombs - you probably already know them, you might even own some yourself. Pop them fuckers in a tub and they fizz and roll around in the water and make your human soup into a funny color. Most of the grocery store ones tend to be pretty plain, but you can find some real bespoke ones off LUSH and the like.
Body Scrubs - Or conditioners, or body butters, or sugar scrubs, or shower oils, or what have you. After washing your body, go over it with one of these bad boys and rinse. Scrubs are supposed to exfoliate the skin, while conditioners and butters soften. These tend to be better used in the shower than in the bath.
Bubble Bars - If bath bombs are you, bubble bars are the guys she told you not to worry about. Where they lack in a cool show to watch, they make up for being a 2-for-1 special, both making your bath a funny color AND bubbling up your tub. Plus, many bubble bars can be broken apart, multiplying the mileage you'll get out of them. I tend to get four baths out of a single LUSH bubble bar just divvying them into fourths, but I have seen some people crumble them apart and run their bathwater through a sieve for even more use.
Bath Salts - no, not the drug bath salts! Actual bath salts. Epsom salts. The shit old people bathe in to ease their joint pains - you might've seen some old ladies with bags of Dr Teal's in their carts in the grocery. It's that. I can't confirm it actually does anything, but it is fun to swish around and some are even rather aromatic.
Liquid Bubble Baths - Bubble bath, in a bottle. This is probably the kind of stuff your parents might have used if they were giving you a bath to make it real bubbly and fun. Pour some of that shit in your tub right after you turn the water on and watch that fucker bubble up.